{"id":2383,"date":"2014-02-01T05:33:47","date_gmt":"2014-02-01T04:33:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lilom.com\/blog\/?p=2383"},"modified":"2014-01-31T16:37:08","modified_gmt":"2014-01-31T15:37:08","slug":"francois-on-taime","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lilom.com\/blog\/?p=2383","title":{"rendered":"Fran\u00e7ois… on t’aime !"},"content":{"rendered":"

C’est un homme qui meurt et qui monte au paradis. Il rencontre Saint-Pierre.
\nVoyant plein de pendules, il demande \u00e0 Saint-Pierre \u00e0 quoi elles servent.
\nSaint-Pierre lui r\u00e9pond :
\n– Chaque pendule correspond \u00e0 une personne et plus la personne a menti durant sa vie, plus les aiguilles tournent vite !
\n– Et pourquoi cette horloge ne tourne pas, demande l’homme \u00e0 Saint-Pierre en lui montrant une pendule.
\n– Cette horloge est celle de M\u00e8re Teresa.
\n– Et pourquoi celle-ci tourne vite ? demande-t-il en montrant une autre pendule.
\n– Celle-ci est celle de DSK, r\u00e9pond Saint-Pierre.
\n– Et o\u00f9 est celle de Fran\u00e7ois Hollande ? demande l’homme.
\n– Elle se trouve dans le bureau de J\u00e9sus qui s’en sert comme ventilateur !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

C’est un homme qui meurt et qui monte au paradis. Il rencontre Saint-Pierre. Voyant plein de pendules, il demande \u00e0 Saint-Pierre \u00e0 quoi elles servent. Saint-Pierre lui r\u00e9pond : – Chaque pendule correspond \u00e0 une personne et plus la personne a menti durant sa vie, plus les aiguilles tournent vite ! – Et pourquoi cette […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2384,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2383","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-images-lol"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lilom.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2383","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lilom.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lilom.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lilom.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lilom.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2383"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/lilom.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2383\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2385,"href":"http:\/\/lilom.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2383\/revisions\/2385"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lilom.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2384"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lilom.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2383"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lilom.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2383"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lilom.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2383"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}